








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 851 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 572 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6302 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4585 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 7230 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 7219 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,270,825 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 902 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♧𝕊hINIGคMI♧ | 53% | 53 |
| #2 | JoKeR ;) | 48% | 67 |
| #3 | Dani | 47% | 96 |
| #4 | eRm0 | 46% | 89 |
| #5 | datagames | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Leti | 45% | 74 |
| #7 | IKER PASTILLAS | 44% | 34 |
| #8 | Miguel | 41% | 46 |
| #9 | harpo0n | 39% | 186 |
| #10 | Scorpiadri | 39% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harpo0n | 23 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Scorpiadri | 15 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | Dani | 12 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Miguel | 11 | 0.0113 |
| #5 | eRm0 | 8 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harpo0n | 1074 | 0.26 | 25 min |
| #2 | eRm0 | 600 | 0.32 | 17 min |
| #3 | Leti | 468 | 0.30 | 13 min |
| #4 | JoKeR ;) | 410 | 0.29 | 12 min |
| #5 | Dani | 182 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eRm0 | +3.32 | 61 | 79 |
| #2 | datagames | +2.27 | 59 | 64 |
| #3 | JoKeR ;) | +2.25 | 77 | 71 |
| #4 | Leti | +1.85 | 58 | 81 |
| #5 | Scorpiadri | +1.37 | 56 | 64 |





