








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 713 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3356 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2471 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3195 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3145 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2116 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,232,686 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1567 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♧𝕊hINIGคMI♧ | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | JoKeR ;) | 70% | 33 |
| #3 | Dani | 57% | 46 |
| #4 | Leti | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | harpo0n | 54% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | harpo0n | 54% | 121 |
| #6 | eRm0 | 51% | 51 |
| #7 | datagames | 47% | 34 |
| #8 | Miguel | 45% | 20 |
| #9 | jdt | 39% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harpo0n | 22 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Miguel | 8 | 0.0180 |
| #3 | eRm0 | 7 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | jdt | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | datagames | 6 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harpo0n | 719 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #2 | eRm0 | 352 | 0.33 | 9 min |
| #3 | Leti | 254 | 0.33 | 6 min |
| #4 | jdt | 222 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | JoKeR ;) | 154 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | datagames | +2.85 | 54 | 67 |
| #2 | JoKeR ;) | +2.30 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | ♧𝕊hINIGคMI♧ | +2.18 | 69 | 52 |
| #4 | eRm0 | +2.12 | 58 | 80 |
| #5 | Dani | +1.27 | 75 | 56 |





