








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 620 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 260 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13345 | 31% |
| Smokes | 10697 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 11139 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8061 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,069,851 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1436 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♧𝕊hINIGคMI♧ | 63% | 91 |
| #2 | Scorpiadri | 54% | 121 |
| #3 | JoKeR ;) | 53% | 204 |
| #4 | eRm0 | 51% | 174 |
| #5 | datagames | 51% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Dani | 48% | 155 |
| #8 | Leti | 46% | 136 |
| #9 | Miguel | 46% | 123 |
| #10 | abused tampon | 42% | 45 |
| #11 | jdt | 39% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miguel | 37 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | datagames | 21 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Dani | 20 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Scorpiadri | 18 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | eRm0 | 14 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eRm0 | 1230 | 0.33 | 33 min |
| #2 | JoKeR ;) | 1184 | 0.27 | 33 min |
| #3 | Leti | 832 | 0.29 | 23 min |
| #4 | jdt | 525 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #5 | Miguel | 365 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♧𝕊hINIGคMI♧ | +2.20 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | JoKeR ;) | +2.06 | 72 | 69 |
| #3 | eRm0 | +1.95 | 60 | 78 |
| #4 | datagames | +1.84 | 56 | 67 |
| #5 | Scorpiadri | +1.23 | 54 | 60 |





