








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 441 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




113 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7157 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5943 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7410 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5683 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,672,891 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pump | +3.87 | 74 | 69 |
| #2 | scooB | +2.55 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | Turbo Fingerz | +2.53 | 69 | 58 |
| #4 | Matt | +2.34 | 64 | 72 |
| #5 | whitericedylan | +1.54 | 75 | 65 |





