








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 899 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 207 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2542 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3051 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4733 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3777 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,023,613 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matoumatheu | 76% | 38 |
| #2 | jesus | 71% | 82 |
| #3 | Supp-y1 | 69% | 32 |
| #4 | π
Ύπ
³π
Ήπ
Έ | 67% | 30 |
| #5 | CAPTAIN ALEX | 66% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jesus | 27 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | Supp-y1 | 12 | 0.0196 |
| #3 | CAPTAIN ALEX | 8 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | matoumatheu | 7 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Caliaca | 6 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jesus | 148 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Supp-y1 | 146 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | CAPTAIN ALEX | 102 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Caliaca | 56 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | matoumatheu | 29 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jesus | +9.08 | 100 | 47 |
| #2 | π
Ύπ
³π
Ήπ
Έ | +5.96 | 86 | 36 |
| #3 | matoumatheu | +2.22 | 70 | 67 |
| #4 | Supp-y1 | +2.17 | 77 | 45 |
| #5 | KTR |.Xzanix | +1.36 | 63 | 57 |





