








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 95 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




186 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4496 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3114 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5057 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3546 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,655,764 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1959 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zert | 57 | 0.0432 |
| #2 | ✠ AdreNaline | 47 | 0.0225 |
| #3 | panzerkampfwagen VIII MAUS | 44 | 0.0240 |
| #4 | Supp-y1 | 38 | 0.0149 |
| #5 | matoumatheu | 22 | 0.0117 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jesus | +9.79 | 99 | 48 |
| #2 | Supp-y1 | +2.84 | 74 | 50 |
| #3 | Zert | +1.43 | 74 | 58 |
| #4 | matoumatheu | +1.40 | 56 | 58 |
| #5 | KTR |.Xzanix | +0.69 | 68 | 55 |





