








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 384 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1024 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2207 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3936 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 551 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,686,114 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 269 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KTR |.Xzanix | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | sh1x | 58% | 71 |
| #3 | TRiP | 48% | 48 |
| #4 | Caliaca | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KTR |.Xzanix | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | sh1x | 58% | 71 |
| #3 | TRiP | 48% | 48 |
| #4 | Caliaca | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh1x | 10 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Caliaca | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | TRiP | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | KTR |.Xzanix | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRiP | 365 | 0.36 | 9 min |
| #2 | sh1x | 113 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Caliaca | 46 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | KTR |.Xzanix | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π
Ύπ
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Ήπ
Έ | +1.37 | 66 | 39 |
| #2 | KTR |.Xzanix | +1.04 | 60 | 57 |
| #3 | TRiP | +0.49 | 80 | 70 |
| #4 | sh1x | -0.89 | 44 | 46 |
| #5 | Caliaca | -2.30 | 62 | 49 |





