








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1664 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 652 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8257 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7347 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4389 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5221 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5970 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,224,574 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 884 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soul___Reaper | 54% | 68 |
| #2 | pseudophed | 53% | 58 |
| #3 | Borslatt | 52% | 50 |
| #4 | dlass2010 | 51% | 65 |
| #5 | TrYxKaOs | 49% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Miz | 49% | 61 |
| #7 | Aurora | 47% | 251 |
| #8 | Krueger | 44% | 86 |
| #9 | Samski | 43% | 133 |
| #10 | Eepy | 41% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurora | 28 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Samski | 15 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Krueger | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | TrYxKaOs | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Miz | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrYxKaOs | 349 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | pseudophed | 227 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | Samski | 208 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Borslatt | 132 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | dlass2010 | 124 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eepy | +1.42 | 80 | 37 |
| #2 | ChuckieBoii | +1.33 | 52 | 48 |
| #3 | Samski | +0.61 | 41 | 45 |
| #4 | TrYxKaOs | +0.29 | 56 | 64 |
| #5 | Krueger | +0.28 | 69 | 43 |





