








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,177 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3031 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2799 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2365 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2982 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,059,475 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | 𝘋𝘳3- | 51% | 45 |
| #8 | ʀᴀᴠᴇɴ ᴀɴɴ | 49% | 263 |
| #9 | NEOX | 42% | 26 |
| #10 | Lev1 | 41% | 46 |
| #11 | (gabss1) | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IsLawPT | 824 | 0.23 | 27 min |
| #2 | KfEaSt7 | 477 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #3 | ʀᴀᴠᴇɴ ᴀɴɴ | 275 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | 𝘋𝘳3- | 196 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lev1 | 175 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natano | +4.37 | 83 | 79 |
| #2 | KfEaSt7 | +2.99 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | 𝘋𝘳3- | +2.24 | 74 | 68 |
| #4 | NEOX | +1.75 | 75 | 69 |
| #5 | Zorbacorvo | +1.39 | 80 | 57 |





