








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3593 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3879 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2852 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2737 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,110,354 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiko | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | R8 ELITE | 81% | 21 |
| #3 | ๋Noveli | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | ' DGK™ | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | M1tiK | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Zorbacorvo | 41% | 39 |
| #11 | ®Rx® | 41% | 22 |
| #12 | ʀᴀᴠᴇɴ ᴀɴɴ | 40% | 30 |
| #13 | babu # a bala te acha | 38% | 47 |
| #14 | Heavy | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natano | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | ' DGK™ | 7 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | ๋Noveli | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | skull | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Heavy | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natano | 308 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | babu # a bala te acha | 194 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | Heavy | 182 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | IsLawPT | 158 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #5 | ' DGK™ | 138 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natano | +3.19 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | ๋Noveli | +1.56 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | Hiko | +1.55 | 48 | 60 |
| #4 | zoiioO ツ | +1.26 | 73 | 69 |
| #5 | R8 ELITE | +1.02 | 55 | 58 |





