








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,123 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5463 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4429 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2358 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2873 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $916,719 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☬Gioo | 82% | 33 |
| #2 | ☬ TRY-HARD ☬--> | 79% | 19 |
| #3 | sky ☬ | 77% | 62 |
| #4 | ;Apology ☬ | 75% | 28 |
| #5 | Zenith ☬ | 73% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☬Gioo | +3.58 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | UnTalKlaus ☬ | +2.77 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | sky ☬ | +2.76 | 83 | 69 |
| #4 | Hoopzyy | +2.14 | 79 | 50 |
| #5 | ~sebastian ֎ | +2.01 | 68 | 66 |





