








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3026 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2435 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2086 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2572 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $474,346 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 345 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☬Gioo | 85% | 27 |
| #2 | Light ⚡ | 84% | 19 |
| #3 | Bnj | 79% | 24 |
| #4 | sky ☬ | 79% | 67 |
| #5 | HATZIVEN | 79% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | sad plaier equisde | 64% | 14 |
| #17 | aur1 | 64% | 14 |
| #18 | oky | 62% | 13 |
| #19 | forlekke<3M | 57% | 14 |
| #20 | Krizzao | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hoopzyy | 5 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | sky ☬ | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Alaric Dell ☬ | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | UnTalKlaus ☬ | 3 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | ~sebastian ֎ | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ~sebastian ֎ | 449 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #2 | Alaric Dell ☬ | 369 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | HATZIVEN | 325 | 0.48 | 8 min |
| #4 | Mathi | 178 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | sky ☬ | 175 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sky ☬ | +3.51 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | UnTalKlaus ☬ | +3.16 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | Bnj | +2.66 | 88 | 53 |
| #4 | forlekke<3M | +2.54 | 80 | 70 |
| #5 | ☬Gioo | +2.24 | 72 | 70 |





