








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 174 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1525 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1855 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1888 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1351 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $665,758 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaD | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | ☛mSn☚ | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | Capo | 64% | 67 |
| #4 | Freddy | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | arne-- | 60% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Larni | 53% | 45 |
| #15 | bxnskýi- | 48% | 46 |
| #16 | Widepeek-Strike 2 | 47% | 15 |
| #17 | NEMT | 44% | 18 |
| #18 | CpN | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Presi | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Larni | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Neddð | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ☛mSn☚ | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capo | 396 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #2 | Presi | 365 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | Luksusbums | 103 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Larni | 95 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | MeepMeep | 87 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bxnskýi- | +2.68 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | Capo | +2.58 | 80 | 69 |
| #3 | Uller1 | +1.90 | 79 | 77 |
| #4 | CpN | +1.67 | 80 | 77 |
| #5 | isdiot | +1.60 | 72 | 69 |





