








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 105 matches | ||
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1125 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1783 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1465 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1938 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $815,363 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kerrumm | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | 159cm 50kg 9cm | 62% | 42 |
| #3 | Kichin Bowl | 58% | 105 |
| #4 | J8S | 54% | 177 |
| #5 | Bet | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kichin Bowl | 58% | 105 |
| #4 | J8S | 54% | 177 |
| #5 | Bet | 53% | 19 |
| #6 | Dylan | 53% | 80 |
| #7 | zeti | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 159cm 50kg 9cm | 6 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | zeti | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | J8S | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Kichin Bowl | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Bet | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kichin Bowl | 539 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #2 | J8S | 460 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | Dylan | 293 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | 159cm 50kg 9cm | 99 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kerrumm | 88 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kichin Bowl | +2.92 | 88 | 71 |
| #2 | Dylan | +0.51 | 72 | 70 |
| #3 | Schrödinger's Bullet | +0.41 | 80 | 52 |
| #4 | J8S | +0.24 | 71 | 69 |
| #5 | 159cm 50kg 9cm | -0.27 | 77 | 68 |





