








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




107 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5732 | 44% |
| Smokes | 2779 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2761 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1635 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $610,348 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 634 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | DuZZ 鬼 | 49% | 247 |
| #9 | Bauer Hermann | 45% | 33 |
| #10 | -eRneY- | 45% | 134 |
| #11 | uᴉpuüHǝԀԀɐɹ Skinport.com | 45% | 164 |
| #12 | PyT | 42% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -eRneY- | 52 | 0.0191 |
| #2 | PyT | 50 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | -keq | 32 | 0.0157 |
| #4 | uᴉpuüHǝԀԀɐɹ Skinport.com | 31 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | DuZZ 鬼 | 21 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DuZZ 鬼 | 869 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | uᴉpuüHǝԀԀɐɹ Skinport.com | 533 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | PyT | 472 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #4 | -keq | 349 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | -eRneY- | 304 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -keq | +3.56 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | -eRneY- | +2.48 | 72 | 54 |
| #3 | heku | +2.17 | 81 | 51 |
| #4 | 1st craylert// | +1.87 | 75 | 52 |
| #5 | jaraxyner | +1.85 | 52 | 50 |





