








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 650 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4085 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3766 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3252 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2164 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2705 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,217,059 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 529 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ![]() Wo Isser? ⋆PARi | 49% | 247 |
| #8 | -eRneY- | 48% | 190 |
| #9 | uᴉpuüHǝԀԀɐɹ Skinport.com | 47% | 194 |
| #10 | PyT | 47% | 158 |
| #11 | Bauer Hermann | 38% | 47 |

| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() Wo Isser? ⋆PARi | 80 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | -eRneY- | 59 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | PyT | 54 | 0.0166 |
| #4 | -keq | 40 | 0.0142 |
| #5 | uᴉpuüHǝԀԀɐɹ Skinport.com | 27 | 0.0067 |

| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() Wo Isser? ⋆PARi | 1570 | 0.31 | 28 min |
| #2 | uᴉpuüHǝԀԀɐɹ Skinport.com | 668 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | PyT | 538 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #4 | -eRneY- | 419 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | -keq | 415 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -keq | +3.41 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | -eRneY- | +2.24 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | heku | +2.06 | 79 | 46 |
| #4 | PyT | +1.37 | 82 | 60 |
| #5 | jaraxyner | +1.08 | 60 | 46 |







