








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2877 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,659 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2906 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1546 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 4006 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 2201 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,064,200 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w00lly | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 51% | 145 |
| #3 | fred | 50% | 236 |
| #4 | Sikk #Oligarch | 47% | 157 |
| #5 | Timm | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | fred | 50% | 236 |
| #4 | Sikk #Oligarch | 47% | 157 |
| #5 | Timm | 42% | 26 |
| #6 | Brahh | 41% | 64 |
| #7 | Zed rustypot.com | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | fred | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Sikk #Oligarch | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Brahh | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 672 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #2 | Sikk #Oligarch | 324 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | fred | 302 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | Brahh | 144 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Timm | 71 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SK | LL3r 少年 | +2.23 | 60 | 69 |
| #2 | fred | +1.38 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | Brahh | +0.50 | 52 | 64 |
| #4 | Zed rustypot.com | -0.34 | 49 | 71 |
| #5 | Timm | -0.36 | 58 | 69 |





