








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1267 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1488 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1222 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 808 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $797,729 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 326 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHALLE SALLE | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | nejc | 57% | 89 |
| #3 | Muci | 57% | 44 |
| #4 | ✪d3nis | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | Ogris | 53% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nejc | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Muci | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Zancmok | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | CHALLE SALLE | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Mr. Hale | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ogris | 157 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | nejc | 54 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | CHALLE SALLE | 48 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✪d3nis | 34 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Muci | 26 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHALLE SALLE | +1.91 | 71 | 66 |
| #2 | Ogris | +1.75 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | nejc | +1.19 | 74 | 37 |
| #4 | silenk | +1.06 | 78 | 52 |
| #5 | ✪d3nis | +0.26 | 63 | 66 |





