








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1168 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,069 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1049 | 34% |
| Smokes | 678 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 561 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 781 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $224,565 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ogris | 72% | 36 |
| #2 | nejc | 68% | 28 |
| #3 | Muci | 66% | 32 |
| #4 | silenk | 64% | 25 |
| #5 | Mihael | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muci | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | nejc | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | kuzma | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | silenk | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fici | +2.87 | 88 | 49 |
| #2 | Mihael | +2.81 | 87 | 71 |
| #3 | CHALLE SALLE | +2.41 | 72 | 58 |
| #4 | Bouncyyy | +2.05 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | Ogris | +1.96 | 82 | 74 |





