








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 190 matches | ||
| Wingman | 186 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1091 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2447 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2316 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2063 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,096,214 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHALLE SALLE | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | Good_Boy | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | Daz | 63% | 38 |
| #4 | silenk | 57% | 89 |
| #5 | oaks | 57% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Ogris | 55% | 49 |
| #7 | ✪d3nis | 52% | 29 |
| #8 | Feliot | 51% | 43 |
| #9 | Muci | 49% | 91 |
| #10 | Crameltho | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silenk | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Daz | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Crameltho | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Muci | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | CHALLE SALLE | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oaks | 179 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Daz | 178 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | Crameltho | 144 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ogris | 143 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | silenk | 121 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHALLE SALLE | +3.21 | 77 | 61 |
| #2 | oaks | +2.84 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | Daz | +2.15 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | Ogris | +1.20 | 72 | 67 |
| #5 | nejc | +1.04 | 73 | 42 |





