








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1036 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 618 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 129 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6431 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,413 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6512 | 22% |
| Smokes | 10709 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 6321 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5871 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,415,354 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1551 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reyn | 63% | 54 |
| #2 | Patix | 61% | 85 |
| #3 | BlnkyRandy | 58% | 48 |
| #4 | SnoVoX | 56% | 43 |
| #5 | nejc | 55% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muci | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Patix | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | silenk | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | reyn | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Mr. Hale | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪d3nis | 331 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | Impossible | 320 | 0.30 | 8 min |
| #3 | reyn | 221 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Muci | 208 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Patix | 201 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patix | +2.97 | 96 | 49 |
| #2 | SnoVoX | +2.43 | 80 | 59 |
| #3 | BlnkyRandy | +0.81 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | ✪d3nis | +0.44 | 70 | 67 |
| #5 | ✪︎ Gašperček | +0.17 | 80 | 66 |





