








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1333 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1258 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1536 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1098 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $768,183 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeny | 63% | 64 |
| #2 | lasse | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | von1z | 52% | 125 |
| #4 | kos | 52% | 93 |
| #5 | Solvoll | 51% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Ulti | 45% | 11 |
| #11 | m | 43% | 21 |
| #12 | c♿ | 33% | 40 |
| #13 | røbergツ | 29% | 14 |
| #14 | Lm | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solvoll | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | m | 4 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | von1z | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | jones | 3 | 0.0134 |
| #5 | kos | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solvoll | 513 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | kos | 303 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | von1z | 258 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Zeny | 214 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | lasse | 123 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AAA | +1.94 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | lasse | +1.54 | 62 | 66 |
| #3 | von1z | +1.04 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | Zeny | +0.84 | 54 | 76 |
| #5 | NilseerN | +0.06 | 72 | 73 |





