








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 439 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2803 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2849 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2648 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1950 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2681 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $785,609 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 975 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nosakaツ 30hz | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | Jimmy | 70% | 23 |
| #3 | T1 | 68% | 28 |
| #4 | ✪ Leifssson™ | 62% | 34 |
| #5 | vypp | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | Lundin | 41% | 27 |
| #16 | J.k.J | 40% | 15 |
| #17 | frusaZ | 38% | 13 |
| #18 | Jr. | 38% | 39 |
| #19 | Apok | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apok | 5 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | extracurry | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | SkrtNeglHann | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | T1 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Jimmy | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkrtNeglHann | 198 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | aronjac | 163 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #3 | mOgens | 107 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jimmy | 105 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Nosakaツ 30hz | 104 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mOgens | +3.59 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | aronjac | +2.48 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | ✪ Leifssson™ | +2.27 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | HappyFeet | +1.75 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | gugga03 | +1.53 | 72 | 67 |





