








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 974 | 33% |
| Smokes | 548 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 797 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 621 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $425,196 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arni | 53% | 62 |
| #2 | Apok | 48% | 33 |
| #3 | gugga03 | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | Jr. | 48% | 50 |
| #5 | jimmy reyv | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | jimmy reyv | 44% | 16 |
| #6 | frusaZ | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | ✪ Viggo -$- Skrrt | 40% | 5 |
| #8 | extracurry | 36% | 11 |
| #9 | J.k.J | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arni | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | gugga03 | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Apok | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | jimmy reyv | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | extracurry | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jr. | 152 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Arni | 139 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | gugga03 | 138 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | Apok | 67 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | jimmy reyv | 41 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frusaZ | +4.85 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | gugga03 | +2.47 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | jimmy reyv | +1.53 | 48 | 63 |
| #4 | Jr. | +0.23 | 79 | 73 |
| #5 | J.k.J | +0.08 | 41 | 63 |





