








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3027 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3125 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2865 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2485 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,448,231 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 787 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kouwalsk1 | 71% | 42 |
| #2 | Andjias IraquiPeek | 65% | 31 |
| #3 | gugga03 | 62% | 34 |
| #4 | Jimmy | 58% | 55 |
| #5 | Cyrus | 58% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | I hate myself and want to die | 47% | 49 |
| #11 | IPawnDeySi | 44% | 64 |
| #12 | KukkiMeister=DDD! | 44% | 71 |
| #13 | T1 | 43% | 28 |
| #14 | ✪ SiPe2K™ | 33% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Lahey © SvalbardAim | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | KukkiMeister=DDD! | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Kouwalsk1 | 7 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | Cyrus | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | IPawnDeySi | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Lahey © SvalbardAim | 302 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kouwalsk1 | 226 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #3 | Jimmy | 206 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | Eggsen | 172 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | SkrtNeglHann | 169 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmy | +4.02 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | frusaZ | +2.50 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | Kouwalsk1 | +1.67 | 66 | 69 |
| #4 | ✪ Leifssson™ | +1.32 | 74 | 56 |
| #5 | IPawnDeySi | +1.03 | 88 | 52 |





