








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
495 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,699 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 346 | 20% |
| Smokes | 531 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 348 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 474 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $131,350 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ant9n | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Svarthumor | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | Mug1wara | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | kielle | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | zke | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | kielle | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | zke | 50% | 4 |
| #6 | edde | 50% | 22 |
| #7 | Nozz | 33% | 3 |
| #8 | ¡Adios! vaand4L | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edde | 2 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kielle | 115 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | Mug1wara | 106 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | edde | 49 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Svarthumor | 38 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | ¡Adios! vaand4L | 23 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mug1wara | +2.54 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | edde | +1.72 | 78 | 73 |
| #3 | ¡Adios! vaand4L | +0.70 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | Space | +0.37 | 80 | 56 |
| #5 | zke | -0.61 | 92 | 47 |





