








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 733 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1061 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 725 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1225 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,070,659 of utility $315 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greyou | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | fnX | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Kantic- | 48% | 120 |
| #4 | ReD | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | .Antoinette. | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kantic- | 48% | 120 |
| #4 | ReD | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | .Antoinette. | 38% | 26 |
| #6 | ALZ | 32% | 28 |
| #7 | KillswitchZz -OC- | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kantic- | 30 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | ALZ | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | ReD | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | KillswitchZz -OC- | 2 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kantic- | 905 | 0.36 | 27 min |
| #2 | ReD | 155 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | ALZ | 103 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | .Antoinette. | 89 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | KillswitchZz -OC- | 82 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kantic- | +4.05 | 72 | 83 |
| #2 | KillswitchZz -OC- | +3.09 | 76 | 51 |
| #3 | ALZ | +1.68 | 73 | 73 |
| #4 | Greyou | +1.37 | 54 | 83 |
| #5 | .Antoinette. | +0.19 | 53 | 45 |





