








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,133 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4735 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3480 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3721 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3197 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $848,856 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noria | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Diamon | 55% | 55 |
| #3 | KillswitchZz -OC- | 54% | 100 |
| #4 | Kantic- | 53% | 206 |
| #5 | fnX | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | n9x mode sport | 52% | 46 |
| #7 | ALZ | 50% | 46 |
| #8 | Kaiser | 48% | 40 |
| #9 | Guts | 46% | 39 |
| #10 | .Antoinette. | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kantic- | 34 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | ALZ | 6 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | KillswitchZz -OC- | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Diamon | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | n9x mode sport | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kantic- | 1573 | 0.36 | 47 min |
| #2 | KillswitchZz -OC- | 480 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #3 | n9x mode sport | 249 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #4 | ALZ | 151 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Diamon | 132 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noria | +3.16 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | KillswitchZz -OC- | +2.76 | 71 | 61 |
| #3 | Kantic- | +2.59 | 71 | 80 |
| #4 | n9x mode sport | +1.48 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | ALZ | +0.39 | 68 | 68 |





