








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Faceit | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Renown | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,779 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11468 | 34% |
| Smokes | 8647 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5812 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7852 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,132,632 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 640 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALZ | 56% | 117 |
| #2 | fnX | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | KillswitchZz -OC- | 54% | 226 |
| #4 | ReD | 53% | 206 |
| #5 | Efofe | 53% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Meth0d | 52% | 82 |
| #7 | .Antoinette. | 52% | 92 |
| #8 | bLIT | 52% | 31 |
| #9 | Kaiser | 48% | 120 |
| #10 | Greyou | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReD | 19 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | ALZ | 18 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | KillswitchZz -OC- | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Kaiser | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | fnX | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KillswitchZz -OC- | 934 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #2 | ReD | 696 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | ALZ | 364 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | .Antoinette. | 276 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | Kaiser | 252 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kantic- | +2.37 | 71 | 80 |
| #2 | KillswitchZz -OC- | +1.81 | 69 | 59 |
| #3 | Greyou | +1.23 | 58 | 77 |
| #4 | ALZ | +0.76 | 68 | 71 |
| #5 | bLIT | +0.06 | 67 | 62 |





