








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Faceit | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1882 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3119 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3194 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3980 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,923,806 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peeboy14 | 60% | 55 |
| #2 | Depressed Pulse | 58% | 38 |
| #3 | Synky | 58% | 189 |
| #4 | Eatingpets | 53% | 89 |
| #5 | SAV | TroyjanHorse | 52% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrolliePollie | +4.97 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | Synky | +2.41 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | peeboy14 | +0.71 | 57 | 60 |
| #4 | Eatingpets | +0.41 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | Clxtch | +0.04 | 75 | 47 |





