








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,952 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1549 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2439 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2201 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2763 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,104,734 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 599 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cioara greu deucis | 54% | 136 |
| #2 | 𝗳𝗹𝟬𝗳. | 53% | 47 |
| #3 | El Coyote Mehicano | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | Rizu aka Dandalaian | 51% | 145 |
| #5 | rRs2k24 | 51% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rizu aka Dandalaian | 51% | 145 |
| #5 | rRs2k24 | 51% | 178 |
| #6 | ElGustavao | 50% | 26 |
| #7 | sofer pe deagle | 49% | 37 |
| #8 | Capona | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cioara greu deucis | 24 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | rRs2k24 | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Rizu aka Dandalaian | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | El Coyote Mehicano | 8 | 0.0117 |
| #5 | 𝗳𝗹𝟬𝗳. | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rRs2k24 | 951 | 0.25 | 31 min |
| #2 | Cioara greu deucis | 292 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | 𝗳𝗹𝟬𝗳. | 181 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | Rizu aka Dandalaian | 163 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | ElGustavao | 139 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cioara greu deucis | +2.18 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | 𝗳𝗹𝟬𝗳. | +1.41 | 66 | 73 |
| #3 | ElGustavao | +0.83 | 46 | 72 |
| #4 | Capona | +0.43 | 55 | 76 |
| #5 | rRs2k24 | +0.21 | 58 | 81 |





