








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 708 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 597 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3121 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2902 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3511 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1568 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,012,625 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1313 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝗳𝗹𝟬𝗳. | 59% | 56 |
| #2 | Cioara greu deucis | 51% | 154 |
| #3 | Beleaua | 51% | 145 |
| #4 | rRs2k24 | 50% | 254 |
| #5 | sofer pe deagle | 42% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝗳𝗹𝟬𝗳. | 59% | 56 |
| #2 | Cioara greu deucis | 51% | 154 |
| #3 | Beleaua | 51% | 145 |
| #4 | rRs2k24 | 50% | 254 |
| #5 | sofer pe deagle | 42% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cioara greu deucis | 29 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | rRs2k24 | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Beleaua | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | 𝗳𝗹𝟬𝗳. | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | sofer pe deagle | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rRs2k24 | 1417 | 0.26 | 50 min |
| #2 | Beleaua | 323 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Cioara greu deucis | 304 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | 𝗳𝗹𝟬𝗳. | 215 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | sofer pe deagle | 91 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cioara greu deucis | +2.24 | 76 | 55 |
| #2 | 𝗳𝗹𝟬𝗳. | +1.64 | 64 | 73 |
| #3 | rRs2k24 | +0.06 | 60 | 81 |
| #4 | Beleaua | -0.10 | 56 | 56 |
| #5 | Rizu aka Dandalaian | -0.14 | 59 | 48 |





