








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 847 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 326 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6431 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3115 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3156 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4184 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4115 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,220,775 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 455 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReqularR | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | henlq | 10 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | BeaTsy | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Ykä | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | HenQu | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaTsy | 756 | 0.25 | 23 min |
| #2 | ReqularR | 625 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #3 | Ykä | 431 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #4 | HenQu | 301 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| #5 | juno | 289 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaTsy | +2.03 | 91 | 71 |
| #2 | ReqularR | +1.96 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | CrispyB | +1.43 | 85 | 57 |
| #4 | HenQu | +1.27 | 51 | 88 |
| #5 | Ykä | +0.57 | 76 | 67 |





