








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 180 matches | ||
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5099 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7784 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6355 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4361 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5256 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,326,942 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heatseek | 67% | 138 |
| #2 | Tomppa | 61% | 132 |
| #3 | Snowman | 60% | 88 |
| #4 | ⛟ SeBuster | 59% | 123 |
| #5 | Patonki Anneli | 58% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReqularR | 835 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #2 | Tomppa | 547 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | Snowman | 495 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #4 | heatseek | 347 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | ⛟ SeBuster | 338 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppa | +2.36 | 91 | 53 |
| #2 | BeaTsy | +1.83 | 88 | 71 |
| #3 | ReqularR | +1.83 | 83 | 61 |
| #4 | Patonki Anneli | +1.43 | 80 | 66 |
| #5 | CrispyB | +0.91 | 84 | 55 |





