








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 607 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Faceit | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4964 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6511 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5141 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5604 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,666,297 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aksuq | 65% | 43 |
| #2 | Patonki Anneli | 63% | 46 |
| #3 | Malperi | 63% | 43 |
| #4 | heatseek | 62% | 114 |
| #5 | Snowman | 61% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaTsy | 1873 | 0.24 | 60 min |
| #2 | Snowman | 697 | 0.27 | 21 min |
| #3 | CrispyB | 626 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #4 | Tomppa | 458 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #5 | heatseek | 268 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppa | +2.12 | 91 | 50 |
| #2 | ReqularR | +1.68 | 82 | 62 |
| #3 | BeaTsy | +1.47 | 88 | 71 |
| #4 | Patonki Anneli | +1.09 | 83 | 62 |
| #5 | CrispyB | +0.77 | 86 | 55 |





