








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 417 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,998 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2601 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2033 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2426 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1938 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,391,584 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Professional** -=CW=- | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | flux | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | Reckless | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Token | 46% | 156 |
| #5 | YeOJay | 45% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Token | 46% | 156 |
| #5 | YeOJay | 45% | 144 |
| #6 | kennyS | 44% | 130 |
| #7 | Heizy | 41% | 78 |
| #8 | Tubbers | 38% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YeOJay | 48 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | Token | 18 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | kennyS | 14 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Reckless | 9 | 0.0110 |
| #5 | Heizy | 5 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YeOJay | 405 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | Token | 322 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | kennyS | 253 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Heizy | 181 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Tubbers | 99 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reckless | +5.74 | 86 | 51 |
| #2 | flux | +1.66 | 82 | 38 |
| #3 | YeOJay | +0.86 | 46 | 61 |
| #4 | Token | +0.67 | 74 | 53 |
| #5 | kennyS | -0.22 | 40 | 54 |





