








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1554 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1295 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1987 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1587 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1644 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $600,101 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REIJO | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Six0neFive | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | AL3Cc- | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | skA | 52% | 50 |
| #5 | NikkeG | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | AL3Cc- | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | skA | 52% | 50 |
| #5 | NikkeG | 45% | 31 |
| #6 | jami | 36% | 11 |
| #7 | . aaa | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AL3Cc- | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | NikkeG | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | jami | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AL3Cc- | 273 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #2 | skA | 162 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | NikkeG | 124 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | Six0neFive | 104 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | jami | 47 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AL3Cc- | +3.51 | 90 | 73 |
| #2 | jami | +2.61 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Six0neFive | +1.90 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | skA | +0.27 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | NikkeG | -1.18 | 45 | 72 |





