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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2348 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2948 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1350 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1491 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $918,221 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamal | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Jari | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | saimon | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | Banned | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | Pumpsi | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Pumpsi | 52% | 21 |
| #6 | FrobaGツ | 52% | 50 |
| #7 | Bugs Bunny | 51% | 91 |
| #8 | löysä | 47% | 17 |
| #9 | AL3Cc- | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Banned | 4 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Jari | 4 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | Bugs Bunny | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | löysä | 2 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | AL3Cc- | 2 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bugs Bunny | 269 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | FrobaGツ | 146 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | saimon | 99 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | AL3Cc- | 82 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #5 | löysä | 73 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AL3Cc- | +2.05 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | Banned | +2.00 | 60 | 57 |
| #3 | Jari | +1.36 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | Bugs Bunny | +0.74 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | Jamal | +0.47 | 67 | 49 |





