








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1863 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5278 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3546 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3146 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3722 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $756,765 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 420 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REIJO | 69% | 87 |
| #2 | jami | 63% | 51 |
| #3 | NikkeG | 62% | 81 |
| #4 | Six0neFive | 57% | 47 |
| #5 | FrobaGツ | 54% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | jami | 63% | 51 |
| #3 | NikkeG | 62% | 81 |
| #4 | Six0neFive | 57% | 47 |
| #5 | FrobaGツ | 54% | 52 |
| #6 | Super Sefu | 53% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REIJO | 14 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | jami | 8 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Six0neFive | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | NikkeG | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Super Sefu | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NikkeG | 339 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | jami | 211 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | Six0neFive | 143 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | FrobaGツ | 132 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | REIJO | 127 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AL3Cc- | +2.66 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | jami | +1.22 | 80 | 57 |
| #3 | Super Sefu | +0.87 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | Six0neFive | +0.76 | 77 | 57 |
| #5 | REIJO | -0.12 | 66 | 44 |





