








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2280 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1697 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2442 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1887 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,035,786 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwistyPac | 50% | 78 |
| #2 | adam | 48% | 297 |
| #3 | Olinbear | 47% | 293 |
| #4 | JGillis | 45% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwistyPac | 50% | 78 |
| #2 | adam | 48% | 297 |
| #3 | Olinbear | 47% | 293 |
| #4 | JGillis | 45% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olinbear | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | adam | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | JGillis | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | TwistyPac | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adam | 1128 | 0.18 | 32 min |
| #2 | Olinbear | 763 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | TwistyPac | 141 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | JGillis | 104 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adam | +3.18 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | TwistyPac | +0.76 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | Olinbear | -0.97 | 67 | 63 |
| #4 | ZachTK | -1.62 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | JGillis | -2.88 | 44 | 54 |





