








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 779 | 33% |
| Smokes | 723 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 399 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 494 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,922 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adam | 46% | 84 |
| #2 | ZachTK | 45% | 66 |
| #3 | Olinbear | 42% | 77 |
| #4 | TwistyPac | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adam | 46% | 84 |
| #2 | ZachTK | 45% | 66 |
| #3 | Olinbear | 42% | 77 |
| #4 | TwistyPac | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olinbear | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | adam | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adam | 300 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | Olinbear | 168 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | ZachTK | 98 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | TwistyPac | 25 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adam | +3.03 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | TwistyPac | +1.51 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | Olinbear | -0.50 | 71 | 61 |
| #4 | ZachTK | -1.04 | 65 | 59 |
| #5 | JGillis | -2.88 | 42 | 55 |





