








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2491 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3656 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3583 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3125 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2098 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,208,743 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwistyPac | 52% | 117 |
| #2 | adam | 49% | 338 |
| #3 | ZachTK | 47% | 293 |
| #4 | JGillis | 42% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwistyPac | 52% | 117 |
| #2 | adam | 49% | 338 |
| #3 | ZachTK | 47% | 293 |
| #4 | JGillis | 42% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adam | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | ZachTK | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | TwistyPac | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | JGillis | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adam | 1270 | 0.18 | 36 min |
| #2 | ZachTK | 464 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #3 | TwistyPac | 202 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | JGillis | 129 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adam | +3.18 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | TwistyPac | +0.75 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | Olinbear | -0.94 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | ZachTK | -1.67 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | JGillis | -2.93 | 42 | 55 |





