








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 545 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,800 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3064 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2502 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2532 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2702 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $862,233 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EVIL | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | Tchigo | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | Frosty | フロスティ | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | Lunaric | 46% | 95 |
| #5 | MonTrey | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Lunaric | 46% | 95 |
| #5 | MonTrey | 44% | 16 |
| #6 | Bullei | 40% | 136 |
| #7 | Lance420CS_YT | 33% | 89 |
| #8 | Koksmo | 24% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lance420CS_YT | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Bullei | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Lunaric | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Koksmo | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | EVIL | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bullei | 448 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Lunaric | 224 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Lance420CS_YT | 147 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | MonTrey | 122 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #5 | EVIL | 104 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lunaric | +7.15 | 98 | 53 |
| #2 | Tchigo | +2.73 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | Frosty | フロスティ | +1.78 | 63 | 54 |
| #4 | MonTrey | +0.79 | 66 | 74 |
| #5 | Zedra | -0.22 | 58 | 61 |





