








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 800 | 21% |
| Smokes | 540 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1262 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1262 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $362,840 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #NF #Baron von Promille | 5 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | EVIL | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Tribun | 1 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EVIL | 236 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | Tchigo | 103 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Zedra | 79 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | mbk | 64 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Addereum | 49 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mbk | +5.41 | 86 | 74 |
| #2 | Tchigo | +2.92 | 84 | 53 |
| #3 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | +2.38 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | Frosty | フロスティ | +2.32 | 71 | 56 |
| #5 | #NF #Baron von Promille | -0.78 | 24 | 28 |





