








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,456 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5079 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4107 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3626 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2644 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $362,425 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆂🆄🅿🆁🅴🅼🅴 🆂🅸🅻🆅🅴🆁♿ | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | Glazby | 54% | 106 |
| #3 | Ditle | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | Valhalla | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | kreztian | 45% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 𝙀𝙭𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙯𝙞𝙫𝙚 | 45% | 142 |
| #7 | Guts | 44% | 59 |
| #8 | Wolfgraven | 43% | 23 |
| #9 | Silver aim and global movement | 42% | 45 |
| #10 | Amogus | 40% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙀𝙭𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙯𝙞𝙫𝙚 | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Silver aim and global movement | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Glazby | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | kreztian | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Amogus | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙀𝙭𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙯𝙞𝙫𝙚 | 434 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Guts | 279 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | Glazby | 276 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | kreztian | 255 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Amogus | 110 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valhalla | +3.25 | 62 | 57 |
| #2 | Silver aim and global movement | +2.77 | 70 | 62 |
| #3 | 🆂🆄🅿🆁🅴🅼🅴 🆂🅸🅻🆅🅴🆁♿ | +2.42 | 48 | 59 |
| #4 | Glazby | +1.98 | 72 | 73 |
| #5 | Guts | +0.75 | 51 | 62 |





