








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2265 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3474 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2259 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2053 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $648,422 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πππ
Ώππ
΄π
Όπ
΄ ππ
Έπ
»π
π
΄πβΏ | 53% | 64 |
| #2 | Glazby | 49% | 92 |
| #3 | Ditle | 48% | 61 |
| #4 | ππππ‘πͺπ―ππ«π | 46% | 227 |
| #5 | Silver aim and global movement | 46% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | kreztian | 45% | 142 |
| #7 | Guts | 43% | 37 |
| #8 | gUstaviniHo | 42% | 24 |
| #9 | Pumpy | 40% | 60 |
| #10 | Froggi | 37% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππππ‘πͺπ―ππ«π | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Silver aim and global movement | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | kreztian | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Ditle | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | gUstaviniHo | 3 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππππ‘πͺπ―ππ«π | 628 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #2 | kreztian | 435 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | Silver aim and global movement | 299 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Glazby | 244 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | Pumpy | 215 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver aim and global movement | +3.24 | 69 | 56 |
| #2 | Glazby | +2.84 | 70 | 71 |
| #3 | Guts | +1.19 | 49 | 60 |
| #4 | gUstaviniHo | +0.91 | 56 | 76 |
| #5 | πππ
Ώππ
΄π
Όπ
΄ ππ
Έπ
»π
π
΄πβΏ | +0.83 | 45 | 57 |





