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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1122 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 167 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16204 | 39% |
| Smokes | 6752 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 10389 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7915 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,565,749 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver aim and global movement | 54% | 186 |
| #2 | 🆂🆄🅿🆁🅴🅼🅴 🆂🅸🅻🆅🅴🆁♿ | 49% | 111 |
| #3 | Glazby | 48% | 315 |
| #4 | kreztian | 48% | 596 |
| #5 | Ditle | 46% | 252 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfgraven | 23 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | kreztian | 19 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Amogus | 15 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Ditle | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Glazby | 9 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kreztian | 1914 | 0.15 | 54 min |
| #2 | Guts | 775 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #3 | Glazby | 755 | 0.11 | 25 min |
| #4 | Pumpy | 594 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #5 | Amogus | 463 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valhalla | +3.56 | 61 | 57 |
| #2 | Silver aim and global movement | +3.56 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | 🆂🆄🅿🆁🅴🅼🅴 🆂🅸🅻🆅🅴🆁♿ | +2.33 | 53 | 58 |
| #4 | Glazby | +2.12 | 71 | 73 |
| #5 | Guts | +0.79 | 49 | 59 |





