








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3709 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5082 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3537 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1942 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3058 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,200,636 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ditle | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | atomixninja | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | Silver aim and global movement | 54% | 35 |
| #4 | Glazby | 47% | 118 |
| #5 | 𝙀𝙭𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙯𝙞𝙫𝙚 | 46% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙀𝙭𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙯𝙞𝙫𝙚 | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Wolfgraven | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Silver aim and global movement | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Amogus | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Glazby | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙀𝙭𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙯𝙞𝙫𝙚 | 463 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | kreztian | 342 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | Glazby | 303 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | Pumpy | 206 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Valhalla | 150 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ben Dover ✖ | +5.00 | 62 | 72 |
| #2 | Silver aim and global movement | +2.73 | 63 | 55 |
| #3 | Valhalla | +2.45 | 56 | 55 |
| #4 | Glazby | +1.79 | 73 | 74 |
| #5 | JayVe | +0.80 | 48 | 44 |





