








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 264 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
887 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 300 | 42% |
| Smokes | 77 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 240 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 101 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $120,990 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jakub WIŚNIEWSKI | 100% | 18 |
| #2 | Shovel | 100% | 19 |
| #3 | che | 94% | 243 |
| #4 | My Name Is Idiot | 94% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jakub WIŚNIEWSKI | 100% | 18 |
| #2 | Shovel | 100% | 19 |
| #3 | che | 94% | 243 |
| #4 | My Name Is Idiot | 94% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jakub WIŚNIEWSKI | 4 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | My Name Is Idiot | 2 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jakub WIŚNIEWSKI | 62 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #2 | Shovel | 17 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | My Name Is Idiot | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shovel | +8.05 | 100 | 48 |
| #2 | My Name Is Idiot | +7.50 | 100 | 18 |
| #3 | che | +5.92 | 100 | 4 |
| #4 | scatterman :DDD | +4.25 | 100 | 13 |
| #5 | Jakub WIŚNIEWSKI | +2.16 | 94 | 58 |





