








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1798 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 265 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1734 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1042 | 42% |
| Smokes | 453 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 797 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 218 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $491,557 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 719 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scatterman :DDD | 94% | 243 |
| #2 | Jakub WIŚNIEWSKI | 91% | 22 |
| #3 | Femoid | 78% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scatterman :DDD | 94% | 243 |
| #2 | Jakub WIŚNIEWSKI | 91% | 22 |
| #3 | Femoid | 78% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Femoid | 8 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Jakub WIŚNIEWSKI | 3 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Femoid | 78 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Jakub WIŚNIEWSKI | 46 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jakub WIŚNIEWSKI | +14.23 | 99 | 47 |
| #2 | scatterman :DDD | +5.67 | 100 | 5 |
| #3 | Femoid | +5.18 | 89 | 51 |
| #4 | che | +3.53 | 97 | 27 |





